* Granted* but then the government labeled you as a mutant and shot you.

I wish i could speak to animals

* Granted * but then u said something awful and u got killed

i wish i own the T.V company

*Granted* but then everyone started watching podcasts and you went bankrupt

I wish I was a smelly fart....

granted butu were a smelly fart nere gas  and the gas exploded..............




i wish i wish that i wish  that i wish that i wish  that i wish that i wish that i wish that i wish that i wish that i wish that i wish that i wish that i wish that i wish that i wish that i wish that i wish that i wished to be moneyfor everyone

*granted* but you got shot because the genie who granted your wish got upset because you said 'i wish i wish that' 700 times and he decided to blow off your head after the wish.

I wish that i had 1 of every electric guitar in the world

* Granted * but then you broke every guitar cuz u dident like it

i wish i had a wish in me hand

*granted* but then your hand fell off...

I wish I could change Mysticalcow's forum avatar....hee hee hee....

* Granted *  But u when i did that u pc got a virus

i wish Telgar had a avatar

* Granted * But it was of your house...

I wish I had a cat.

*granted* but it got hit by a car

I wish i wasnt always so hungry =\