* Granted * But u had a accident and it broke too pieces

i wish i had everything

*Granted* but then the rapture happened and you were the only one left on the planet....

I wish I had nothing.....

* Granted * but then u wife left you and your kid run away

i wish i had more COOKIES

*Granted* but then you drowned in all the cookie crumbs......

I wish blue was really red.....

* Granted * but then u became blind and dident see nothing

i wish i couldt warp from the planet

* granted* but you warp onto a planet filled with cannibals

I wish i could live in a anime-type world

* Granted * but then u got eaten by a lion

i Wish i had unhuman power

*Granted* But then you found out you were allergic to grass, and died shortly after

I wish I could grow angel wings and fly whenever i wanted

*Granted* But you killed yourself because they were pink.

I wish I had a Taco.

*Granted* but it was infested with maggots.....

I wish I was purple