Granted, but gas became very rare so you couldn't drive anywhere...

I wish I could stop licking my butt now.......hee hee hee.....

Granted, but now you lick an old granny's.
I wish I had Sweeney Todd's shiny razors

* Granted * But it become realy od

i wish i had a ..... xD

Granted, but then ..... xD's were outlawed and you got put in jail...

I wish all the spiders in the world would die....

* Granted *

but then all snake's came afther u

^^^^no wish....hee hee hee....^^^^^
Granted.....then nothing happened......

I wish you could buy higher level weapons in Elf easily.....

* Granted * but then all stuff broke down

i wish u stop  posting

Granted..... but then my son toko started posting.....

i wish i could post on forums using my phone from work

* granted * but your boss found out and u got fired

i wish i could play al day long with out sleeping

Granted, but then your spouse divorced you for not paying attention to them....

I wish Marlbor0 would share some of that protection money he's getting.....hee hee hee....