granted but ur become a girl... muahahahahaha

i wish i never died and that i had the highest amount of gold

Granted....but you were the only player and you already killed all the monsters......

I wish guilds existed in real life

granted but we dont like guild in real life

i wish telgar isnt the dad of toko

(oops....can't change what already happened IRL.....hee hee hee)
Granted...The milkman had a hand in that one....But then you found out Telgar was YOUR daddy!!!  Who's your daddy now!?!?!?!?

I wish toko would crush all the aluminum cans he's got saved up.....

granted but then u turned into a can and i crushed u.........

i wish my dog will stop barking a my fake aquarium..... or the penguin i use for deacoration (outside) For Christmus ...

Granted, but now it sings at the aquarium!
I wish I could have shapeshifting powers.

Granted, but then you shapeshifted into water and were licked up by Toko's dog

I wish I was a super programmer and could write my own MMORPG's

*Granted* but the game become a wreck and u got ruined

i wish i had 1 million earth in me hands

Granted, but then you sneezed and blew them all away......

I wish I could lick my butt like a dog can......

* Granted *

But you liked that sow mucch u couldnt stop licking

i wish i had a cool car