granted but wish wasnt approved by moderator the girls.

I wish i was the king of all Human Race

Granted* but te human race turnd against u

i Wish i had all de mony in te world

granted... but u got mugged by me.

i wish food was free

*Granted* But all te food where poisned by me hehe

granted... but u ate all the food..

i wish i never got sick

*Granted* but suddently u died

i Wish i had new car

Granted, but you totaled it pulling out of the dealership into traffic.....

I wish I could talk to the animals.....

*Granted* but they hated u and killt u

i wish i was water

Granted.......but you were polluted and nobody wanted to be around you anymore.....

I wish I was a genie.....

granted but u couldnt give any wishes

i wish i i had a hot wife