i wish i could have sex with every girl i see

I...

iwish that SAM guy will stop posting all thos bad picturs

Sam stopped posting all the bad pictures.......because he broke the internet!!!

I wish..... the developers of this game would get quest item names and game names straight so we know what we actually need to get for quests.....

Granted but they end up changing your name to hotpinkpantsnumb1fan

I wish i had a xbox

granted, but it gets the red ring of death after an hour...

I wish i had a pony!(wtf)

Granted, but the pony keeps eating until it can't walk anymore.....

I wish I could shoot Osama Bin Laden...

Granted, but he also wished to shoot you before.

I wish I had a larger inventory in Elf Online.

Granted, but monsters stop dropping things for you....

I wish I was a cow turd......(let's see ya twist that one..... a challenge is issued....hee hee hee)

granted but then u get eaten by someone who thought u were a juciy burger.....


i wish i was air (try this for a chalange bwahahahahaha )

*Granted* but te world exploded and ther wash no air anymore

i wish i had all the wishing and ther can be any wish against it (bwahah try this one for a challange)