*Granted*, but then all your cats were chased away be 10000 dogs...

I wish my son toko would calm down....

*Granted* ( I wish....hee hee hee) but then he slept all the time(I also wish....)

I wish people who spam fourms with meaningless jibberish were banned before they could spew thier trash

*Granted* but then you accidentally wrote jibberish and got banned...

I wish that monkeys could fly

*granted*(watches people doing things they never thought they would have to do...) but they steal everyone's food....

I wish toko would walk our dog more often....

granted. but while he was walking with your dog in the forest he suddenly got kidnapped...
I wish i could be a pokemon (W7F)

Granted but Ash (and his girly voice) annoyed so much you committed suicide

I...hmmm...uhhhh....I got it!....wait no...AHHHHHHH! I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO WISH FOR!

Granted....but you forgot what you wanted to wish for....

I wish.....Telgar wasn't my dad

granted.. but then you started to miss him so you commited sucide

i wish i could be a gm on elf online and do whatever i want!!

*granted* but then you became the subject of much abuse and nobody partied with you


I wish MysticCow/DeadlyKiller/NoName75 would come back....

Granted. but they didnt