* Granted * But then u where always thirsty

i wish ther wash no human exapct me

*Granted* But then you died from boredom

I wish i didnt have to type quietly right now

* Ganted * but then u typed nosly and you got slaped on the ear

i wish i had a basebal right now

*granted* but it became unstitched after 5 minutes of you holding it

I wish it wasnt so hot.

*Granted* but then you got shoved into a freezer and your lips turned blue.

I wish I had more Ice-cream.

*granted* but it all melted and spilled into the toilet

i wish i wasnt so hungry..... again

* Granted * but then u got thirsty again

i wish ther where no wishes

*granted* but then you turned into a genie...

I wish I had cows magical lamp.

* Granted * But the lamp broke down

i wish a wish

*granted* but the wish was revoked by an evil tyrant named Telgar

I wish I could gut the grass with a light saber